Christmas can be filled with snow,
(But hopefully it’s filled with dough)
To buy new piercings and tattoos,
And other things we know we’ll use.
Forget the ugly Christmas knit
And all those shoes that never fit.
Forget the chachkies, silly things,
We’d much prefer some belly rings.
Some sea salt spray, some stretching balm,
Is what we’d really like from mom.
And new gold nose rings shining bright,
To liven up the silent night.
Santa baby, we’ve been good,
And done all of the things we should,
So what we love would be quite dandy.
What we want is BodyCandy!
Christmas can be a stressful and hectic time, but we’re super glad that you stuck with us through the holiday season. Wishing you a very merry modified holiday, from BodyCandy.
